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Busted
by
By Christopher Leeson
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Lew Gaff was a cop on the take; Most hookers kept clear of the snake. When Lew saw a treat, New pimps on his beat, His shakedown turned out a mistake. The culprits, it seems were Zhor spies, (It's true and not merely surmise.) When Lew had them nabbed He got needle-jabbed, And woke up a girl half his size. The doctors were all mystified; Lu responded to nothing they tried. Since Lu loved the brass It soon came to pass She stayed on but in a new hide. |
This life change filled Lu with distress This life change filled Lu with distress And her whole world became a huge mess. Of all things least best Was the size of her chest And the need to sometimes wear a dress. She was turned off by all the old gang, All those jokes that they made about wang. She demanded transfer Where no one knew her Except the top dog, Edward Lang. Lang said, "No one here's gonna know That you're not just a regular Jo. Play the girl best you can, Don't say you're a man, And you'll get on fine in the flow." |
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Lulu, in a mood of deep gloom, Arrived in the gals' dressing room. She wanted to leer With nude girls so near But the dyke stuff she had to subsume. Lu came off to the rest as darned weird; Her quirkiness seldom endeared. She once tried a grope, Swell-headed with hope, And was very nearly cashiered. Lu did office work, quite desk-bound, And the men there would gather around. The worst was her boss; She told him, "Get lost!" Which was not diplomatic, she found. |
The super picked Lu for John duty, Sizing her up as prime booty. Lu'd rather demur But they needed a lure And the new girl stood out as a beauty. An officer helped her get shod And dressed her up just like a broad. The cut was too short And the shoes were a tort. Something inside her gut gnawed, The she-cop then smeared on some rouge And mascara that made Lu's eyes huge. Tightness in the bust Made Lu curse and cuss, But she could have sold sex to old Scrooge. |
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Lu on the street was a honey. She found it all very unfunny. Most come-ons were rude And some downright lewd, But she easily got offered money. Quite often Lu's face would turn red When asked to bang someone in bed. She was cast in the part Of a low-life, cheap tart. "Let's have a job," they said. She wished that they'd just take a hike, But her cleavage concealed a strong mike. If offers were made In which Lu got paid The officers with her would strike. |
Sashaying around like good tail Was ghastly work for a born male. But chumming with hos In their "show-it-all" clothes Made walking a beat seem quite pale. A day came, to Lulu's surprise, When street chicks turned drab in her eyes. Long legs that don't quit Didn't rate as a hit And girls in net hose won no prize. The street scene now brought her no fun, No more than a habited nun. Lu needed a drink, Some down-time to think, And hustled off once work was done. |
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Lu hit the High Heel for beer; Her clothing drew many a leer. She shoved them all off When they asked for a boff, Till the handsomest one drew up near. Lewis Gross knew well how to jab And lay a crumb out like a slab. But a hand on Lu's thigh, Though she didn't know why, Surprised her since it felt so fab. "Those lips were just meant to be kissed; "I know a good place for a trist." Lu almost slurred "Yeshh!" But considered it rash, So his pick-up offer she dissed. |
Lu's mind, going home, had been weaving; Something seemed wrong, no deceiving. If she just had a broad Might she not feel so odd? But wasn't that beyond achieving? A neighbor she'd met, a young stripper, One with the stage name of 'Skipper.' She appeared at Lu's door In the dance dress she wore. The lass needed help with a zipper. The two of them then drank a lot And Skip helped Lu dress really hot. The cop was soon wearing A stage costume daring As into the spirit she got. |
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Lez love to Lulu appealed, But stubbornly Skip wouldn't yield. "You come on too rough; That's not the right stuff. You've need be soft and genteeled." In need of sex, Lulu relented And to alter her style consented. The two pals went shopping; Three days of mall hopping. The things Skip picked out seemed demented. What Lu bought on the stripper's advice Were not for girls who would be nice. Skirts showcased her stems With mile-high hems. So little at so high a price! |
When Skipper learned Lulu was chaste, And for the guys had zero taste, She felt it nitwitty Her friend should be twitty And let her great bod go to waste. Skip plotted to turn Lulu on To some Jake, some Joey, or John. Maybe girl-girl dating Could lead to boy-baiting. The show girl came up with a con. Skip knew she had to be sly Or off the handle Lu would fly. Yet to make her buddy Flirtatious and slutty Skip was determined to try. |
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To stop Lu from sleeping solo, Skip had to remake her just so. It seemed so un-girlie That Lu should get surly When guys came along flashing dough. Lu's Lesbo thing was just sad. Could Skip get her mixed up pal had? She Googled "seductions" And got some instructions 'Bout sleep-teach CDs that were bad. A record set called "The Butch Cure" Would fix Lulu's head, Skip was sure. Under music a voice Urged on the male choice Whenever a dyke felt amour. |
Funny thoughts filled Lulu's skull, Saying that girls were so dull. Male hearts could be won If she showed them some fun. She'd just have to act like a trull. Lu never detected the trick, Being programmed as a sexy chick. She ceased to get testy When folks called her chesty. Such compliments gave her a kick. The lessons Gaff learned, before long, Made her comfortable in a thong. Wicked and fetching, 'Twas very eye-catching Whenever the breezes blew strong. |
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Lu from that day wore clothes tight To show off her assets just right. Her waist and her bottom Made men think of Sodom And wet-dream of her every night. In crowded lifts men copped a feel; A touch here and there some would steal. Her cheeks flushing pink, She'd give back a wink And the gush that she felt was quite real. Of bold, naughty acts the girl dreamed; Lu had turned on, so it seemed. Skip said they should go Out for eats and a show, All part of the plan she had schemed. |
The sight of Lulu knocked them dead; Her pert tush turned many a head. The fellows were wowed; Some muttered out loud How good must that blonde be in bed. Skip had arranged her own date -- A stud whom she just knew as Nate, She'd asked on the phone That he come not alone, And now he arrived with a mate. So that was how Lulu met Jack; In sex appeal he led the pack. Lulu felt annoyed That she'd been decoyed And said so with almost no tact. |
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But Jack Slade replied with a laugh And the toe of his shoe stroked her calf. Her program kicked in And she flashed him a grin. Those discs had done nothing by half. The two of them danced for a lark, And the tango they did lit a spark. This not being Dutch, Lu drank much too much And the port wine made her response stark. While Skip and Nate waltzed to a tune Jack Slade showed Lulu the moon. He put aside flirting; For sex he was hurting. The kiss he stole made the girl swoon. |
To a cheap motel was Lulu driven Once her tipsy consent had been given. She came on like a tramp Cranked up to high amp, Ready for a new type of livin'. The guy draws her thong o'er her heels And a kiss on her muff he then steals. When pressed to her back By the he-man named Jack Lu learns how a lucky girl feels. Jack's fingers play bold 'twixt her thighs, He nuzzles those breasts of fine size. With her knees apart The main act can start; The winner takes aim at his prize. |
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His style is straight, deep, and clean; Insatiable, he isn't mean. Ablaze with desire, Lu's loins warm like a pyre. She thrills to his maleness so lean. She'd thought banging men was for perves, But Lu is a girl now with curves. She spreads her legs wide To give Jack a ride And receives the strongest of his serves. Feverishly, mad with lust, She savors his hands on her bust. Her maidenhead breached Her boiling point reached, Lu, arching up, meets his thrust. |
Lu savors these sensations sweet, Her snatch fin'ly filled with man-meat. When clutched to his bod, Impaled by his rod, Our Lulu goes into full heat. By oils made smoother than cream, Lu Gaff cries out "Yes!" with a scream. Jack finally gets off; Lu gets the full boff. The two of them make a great team. Miss Lulu responds with a squirm, Her girlhood christened by Jack's sperm. Rushing orgasms Shoot through her in spasms, While her knees around him hold firm. |
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Before Lu woke Jack had to scram; Waking a lone she cursed, "Damn!" She really felt ticked, As if she'd been tricked After letting him have a good wham. Gaff showered herself, her teeth set, Having good reason to fret. The seductive skunk Had filled her with spunk, Not caring if pregnant she'd get. A cab took her back to home base; Skip spotted her blush of disgrace. That handsome man Jack Had had Lu in the sack, To judge from the red in her face. |
Lulu, in a world of her own, Now feared that trouble had been sown. She hoped for a flow; If she missed it she'd know That she'd have a problem full-blown. When it looked like the crisis had passed Lu swore a firm oath to be chaste. From this fate to save her A new disc Skip gave her; It altered her thinking quite fast. She helped Lu prescribe to the pill, Then drilled her in seductive skill. "Act like a dumb bunny, "A dim-bulb who's funny. "You'll snare any guy that you will." |
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Gaff needed work on her giggle And the technique of the jiggle. Lu balanced a book As lessons she took To make her stiff clump a cute wriggle. She learned the smart use of perfume, So strong it could fill a whole room. From Skip's makeup case She put on party face, The sort that makes guys shout "Va-voom!" Our girl found a role model great, A dame who stood out as first-rate. She learned to let go In the films of Monroe, Great demos of Woman as bait. |
In order to put Lu at ease Skip focused her mind square on sleaze. It wasn't too hard To nose-lead her pard While teaching her to be a tease. Though Jack had bucked Lu like a roan And cut her frail pride to the bone, She had to climb back, That was a fact, And no girl can do it alone. They took the binocular view Of men with great buns -- quite a few. The way Lu was acting Nothing was lacking. A firm push would carry her through. |
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Skipper judged Lulu about prime To chill out and have a good time. There was a great beach That was simple to reach, But its name is not easy to rhyme. Lu had slipped on a bikini And Skip had made sure it was teeny. The two found a club Serving drinks and good grub Then ordered dual plates of zucchini. The men there were cruising for girls, All coming on eager as squirrels. They looked like bronzed gods, Spent money in wads, And one of them liked Lulu's curls. |
From Bob Cross Lulu got a wink; He bought her a sweet, fruity drink. The pair took a walk, To cuddle and talk -- Both on the same page, one would think. Bob boy, playing wolf to Lu's fox, Led her to a spot 'mid the rocks. A blanket he spread To serve as a bed And protect their hide from burdocks. Once freed of bra and of thong, Lulu gasped to see Bob's shlong. She couldn't help blushing; Her hot blood came rushing. This beach bum was hung like King Kong. |
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For almost an hour Skip waited, Till Lulu came back still unsated. With no need to hurry They had some lamb curry And the blow by blow tale Gaff related. "It's amazing that you don't feel sore," Skip said as they dined by the shore. Lulu gave her a shrug As she downed one more slug And kept her glance glued to the door. The man she once was had been brash; Such a girl folks would call trash. When a hunk sauntered in, Firm of build, square of chin, Lulu was on him in a flash. |
He sized her up with his keen eye And thought he should give her a try. In the dark'ning twilight He undid his pants tight And showed her he was quite a guy. She reached out to give him a touch; He said, "Hold on, Baby, how much?" Lulu felt the cut And demanded, "For what?" While she held hard meat in her clutch. "Plenty of call girls I've known; "I'll pay pretty well for a cone. Lulu got the drift And, then, being miffed, She slugged him right square in the bone! |
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Skipper felt almost immoral; She hadn't helped Lulu go oral. A chickie fastidious Comes off as religious And boys won't give her the best laurel. Lu's foolishness was so painful, Skip bought her a new CD gainful. Afterwards, with some luck, When asked for a suck, Lulu would not be disdainful. Now music and movies obscene Made the blonde's fantasies keen. She'd been such a dunce Not to taste cock just once. How she wished it were her on the screen! |
Now Lulu was almost obsessed When she went to work hooker-dressed. With the bums at the station She'd sought no relation, But some were well hung, she had guessed. Her man-baiting clothing still on, She road home with Officer Shawn. Upstairs for a sip, She helped him unzip, Then came on to him like a John. Her fingers surrounded his tower, The symbol of her lost male power. She dropped to her knees, Aiming to please. Afterwards they took a shower. |
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It seems that Skip's work was all done; Going out with Lulu became fun. She'd once been uptight, Now her head was on right -- A playful pet second to none. There came two invites to a bash, A great Halloween monster mash. The girls at the mall Went into a stall And modeled costumes worth the cash. Skipper chose to dress as harlot; Lu slipped on fishnet and scarlet. It didn't quite suit her; She wished to be cuter, Just like an over-sexed starlet. |
Lu was picky in her choosing; She wanted something more amusing. She tried on a score For in love, as in war, The choice of weapons is confusing. When she found the lace of a maid, The rental price she gladly paid. She'd wear it with pride; She had nothing to hide And Lulu was out to get laid. Once at home the suite felt quite tight; To stretch it she wore it all night. The best part of the clothes Was the yummy net hose. She knew that her choice had been right. |
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Lu, being all set to party, Put on her maid outfit tarty. In the mirror it looked sweet; It put her in heat. She hoped that the men would be hearty. At the fete Lu drew attention; Her cleavage was something to mention. When she fixed her garter, Men felt their lust harder And all of them forgot abstention. When an egotist fondled her bottom Lu slyly thought, "Now I got him!" He plied her with beer And blew in her ear, Suggesting a game played in Sodom. |
In a room that barred all prying eyes He showed her his notable size. Lu felt a shiver. The fun he could give her, Made randy by her cute disguise! He didn't waste time with jokes witty, But reached out to tweak a plump titty. Her buttocks he pinched So hard that she winced, But both of them liked the sex gritty. He wanted a mouth job to go, And told her to do it real slow. Lu knew about guys And a girl, if she's wise, Should act, just a tad, like a ho. |
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Lulu got home glowing, svelte, Another conquest 'neath her belt. She'd had a good time And was feeling sublime, Just like an heiress of wealth. Her costume still gave her a thrill; It promised dark dreams to fulfill. The way she was looking, She fantasized hooking. Cop work was strictly Dullsville. Lu thought about getting it on With one of those guys, a real John. She met scores every week Acting like a nymph sleek, Live bait for that vice-police con. |
Lu was enjoying new power; Confidence made her stand taller. She wished to cash in As a mistress of sin; Misgivings would hardly forestall her. The lieutenant was her bete noire; His harassing had gone way too far. Norm longed for some nookie From his P.D. rookie, Like a famished, decadent czar. At work Lu'd dressed modest before, 'Cept when decked out like a whore. Since Norm craved a pet, That's just what he'd get. She'd bang him so hard he'd get sore. |
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Girls who get down often conquer; They'll drive a bad guy almost bonker. Norman (what a loser!) Saw himself as a cruiser; He thought that he might honkytonk her. The dress Lulu wore had a slit; With Norman it was a huge hit. Lulu had it easy; She'd just play it sleazy. Tame flirting could get his flame lit. Norm sensed he was catching her eye; He nervously loosened his tie. Each once in a while He caught Lu's sly smile While sneaking a glance at her thigh. |
TO BE CONTINUED...
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